Name: Garage Project Aro Noir
Price: $14 nzd or $3,611 zwd
Aroma: Mild chocolate/coffee
Taste: Hints of malt and chocolate. Coffee wins the day
Will I look cool drinking this?
Unless you’re going to hold the label close to your face whilst drinking this then no. But if you’re drinking stout then you stopped caring about cool the same time as the rise and fall of Mumford and Sons.
Would I drink enough of this to get drunk and start miming Journey?
Yes. It’s 7.1% abv so one or seven would probably help you along the way. Then again, you’re probably the type who cries a lot and has a lot of suppressed emotions. But who cares! It’s delicious, so get drinking stupid! And JOURNEY!!!!