Review 3: Diplomatico Reserva Exclusiva

Name: Diplomatico Reserva Exclusiva

Style:
 Central American/Aged

Price: $69 nzd or $239 pln

Aroma: Brown Sugar, Toffee, Sweetness, Raisins

Taste: Sweet; almost like a rum liquor, Fudge, Vanilla, Cocoa, Brown Sugar

Will I look cool drinking this?
Yes.  In the glass it’s  golden brown in colour with better legs than Ronaldo. And because it’s so smooth it’s sippable, attractive people will stop and ask why aren’t you sipping whisky, at which you can point at the man on the label with a bigger mustache than Colonel Sanders. That’s why.

Would I drink enough of this to get drunk and improve my pool playing ability? 

If you can get past the sweetness and drink it responsibly, then you’ll slowly but surely get your glow on.  And as we all know having your glow on improves your pool prowess immeasurably and thus demonstrates your superior physical attributes to all humans in the immediate vicinity.

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