Review 7: Funk Estate Super Afro-Disiac

Name: Funk Estate Super Afro-Disiac


Style:
 Imperial Stout

Price: $7 nzd or $9.12839 byn

Aroma: Arabica coffee, Mild vanilla, Roasted malt

Taste: Hints of vanilla, slight bitterness, one dimensional cocoa that doesn’t linger unlike the sambal udang petai turd you dropped at your friend’s house.

Will I look cool drinking this?
If style over substance is your thing, then yes.  The packaging kicks ass.  However it’s in a can, and if you’re as really as much as a hipster as you think you are, you’ll upgrade to the less environmentally friendly bottled version.   Because when it comes to looking cool, the environment can suck it.  Cos you’re a bastard like that y’know?

Would I drink enough of this to seduce a past their used by date advertising exec in cheap italian fabrics? No. If you’re the kind of person who’s smart enough to deliberately order an imperial stout, this weak sauce imitation isn’t the imperial stout you’re looking for.   If however, you ordered this by mistake, stick to prosecco.  You’ll be naked in no time

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