Having been drunk for the better part of our adult lives, we reckon we have the best palates on this side of the equator. Nah we don’t, but give us a drink, anyway! Sampling wines, whiskies, beers and spirits to give you no-bullshit reviews of tipples that tickle our nipples.

Here’s a staggering step toward our dream of becoming the Phil Collins of the booze world.

One life. One love. One liver.